Getting your nails done will make you (momentarily) feel like you’ve got your shit together.
Everyone is innately selfish. Don’t take things personally.
Coffee brings people together more than any religion ever will.
My dog knows me better than anyone else.
Forgiving and forgetting isn’t a part of my genetic makeup.
Burning bridges, however, is a natural gift of mine.
Spending time alone is my reset button.
Some people are going to be assholes, no matter what.
Dating someone kind is more important than dating someone [fill in the blank].
I will always cry when I hear “Your song” by Elton John.